Thursday, August 25, 2011

The Quads

This past weekend, we had a chance to hang with our dear friends, the Tellinghuisen posse!  It is always great fun to reunite "The Quads" and catch up where we left off!  Below are a few of my favorite pictures from the weekend...
Ty, Lola, Aidan & Claire ~ Lola may or may not A) have a huge crush on Aidan or B) be pre-seizure in this darling picture.  Regardless...OMG!  <3

Lola & Ty

Aidan & Claire

Cal & Cole keepin' it 100 with the Fabulous Four!

We love you guys SO MUCH & will treasure our friendship for always. xoxo

"Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend." ~Plautus

Sunday, August 21, 2011

My Boo

Just a quickie (ha!) post to share these darling, super-short video clips of our girl, Claire-bug, at the park yesterday.  Mad love for my baby girl... and yes, I still call my 10-year-old my BABY.  Always will. 

 "And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair."  ~Kahlil Gibran

I love you to the moon and back, Buggy Boo.


Thursday, August 11, 2011

Drama Queen

Dear Impostor Lola,

We aren't sure WHAT you've done with REAL Lola, but we *kind of* want her back.  Though your antics are SO-unbelievably-cute-we-want-to-laugh-and-cry-and-kiss-you-simultaneously & they are TOTALLY melting ALL of our hearts, we are also pretty sure that we are not worthy of your drama dump this past few weeks.  Our relationshit (not a typo!) has progressed to a point where you are doing the below acts more than you are being sweet, so we're gonna have to throw down.  Nighttime sleeplessness BLOWS, yo.  And when Mama ain't happy, ain't NO ONE happy, so we're hoping you can get your shit together real soon


Mom, Dad, Cal, Claire, Pre & Romeo

PS -- We still love you sooooooo much.  xoxo

PS #2 -- THESE FACES (below) were WAYYYY worthy of a 29 picture (sometimes-grainy-because-I-took-them-with-my-iPhone-in-a-dark-room) blog post, too, because YOU ARE THE CUTEST LITTLE DRAMA QUEEN EVER!!!!!  OMFG!

Notice the hand "pumping it" --  whenever it's "in action," that means Polly Ann is HELLA PISSED!!!!!!!

This face is freakin' POUTrageous.  OMG.

Awwwwwwwww!!!!!!  SO SAD!!!!!!!!!

If you ask her, "YOU NEED TO CRY??????  YOU GONNA PUT YOUR LIP OUT?!??!?!" it only makes things SOOOOO much worse & she gives us WAYYYYY more drama.  This dwarf knows how to WORK IT!!!
I am SO PROUD of the half-assed, modified flip-off with her left hand!  THAT'S MY GIRL!!!!!!

F-You, Carlos O' Kelley's, Lola says!!!!!!!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What did I dooooo?????  I am INNOCENT.  COMPLETELY INNOCENT.

Let's RUMBLE, beyotch!  I'll take you down like I did that nun!!!  It's ON.

Pocket's a hurtin' unit!!!!!

Side profile is RIDIC, Mrs. Pocket... Total drama-gician, creating drama outta NOTHIN'.  LOL

Pissy fit!!!

MAD HAIR DAY!!!!!!!!!!  HA!


Miss Pissy Pants in full effect,  y'all...

Recovered nicely but then...

SHITSTORM STARTING... (and dude, check out those thumbs?!??!  Notice them coming out of the backs of her fists?!)

Total Angst-ipation ~ at its finest.  HAHAHAHAHAHA! 


Unilateral freckles SO ROCK!!!


Our little shitstigator hard at work... HA!

"Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart don't know how to laugh either." ~Golda Meir


Wednesday, August 03, 2011

The Shit

Ummm, SO PROUD of our Lola!!!  We are finally trying more solid foods with her... some of Sissy's greens!  We've given them to her in the past, but let's just say, it didn't end well.  HA!  Hoping that since she's officially FIVE YEARS OLD now, we might be "winning," though not sure we did. Observe...
GOT IT & GOPPLE!!!!!!!!!!

Notice how Lola's face flushes when she eats?!  She really sucks... literally.  HA!  Scott may want to tone down the size of those bites, too... DAMNNNNN!
And I totally won't tell you (OK, I will... HA!) how a day & a half later, she took THE DUMP(S) OF THE CENTURY (yes, in two subsequent, heel-standin' incidents, just hours apart.  See below...), it was "practically water" (in the words of our beloved Mr. Hankey, who is totally "The Shit"), and to quote Ace Ventura, "Stuff probably looks better on the way out, huh?"  Ummmm, NO, it really doesn't, but regardless, Polly Ann is a total green-eatin', gopplin' rock star!  We'll let YOU decide if this meal was a success or not... jury's still out for us.  Think we'll try 2-3 bites instead of this tiny bowlful next time, with hopes we can firm Mr. Hankey back up.
The Shit Whisperer hard at work... HA!  Notice the proper form & technique on both involved parties...  Up on heels, which are red and EXTREMELY clammy/cold/damp at this point, as it is the only part of Mrs. Pocket's body which sweats (unless you count her asshole!), eyes squinted, head tilted and pushing back with hypertonic, rebellious force, left arm "pumping it" rhythmically to ease turd removal, and deliberate, gentle milking of the bloated belly region, with eventual SUCCESS... it's a winning combo, folks.

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