Ummm, SO PROUD of our Lola!!! We are finally trying more solid foods with her... some of Sissy's greens! We've given them to her in the past, but let's just say, it didn't end well. HA! Hoping that since she's officially FIVE YEARS OLD now, we might be "winning," though not sure we did. Observe...
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GOT IT & GOPPLE!!!!!!!!!! |
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Notice how Lola's face flushes when she eats?! She really sucks... literally. HA! Scott may want to tone down the size of those bites, too... DAMNNNNN! |
And I totally won't tell you (OK, I will... HA!) how a day & a half later, she took
THE DUMP(S) OF THE CENTURY (yes, in two subsequent, heel-standin' incidents, just hours apart. See below...), it was "practically water" (in the words of our beloved
Mr. Hankey, who is
totally "The Shit"), and to quote Ace Ventura, "Stuff probably looks better on the way out, huh?" Ummmm, NO, it really doesn't, but regardless, Polly Ann is a total
green-eatin',
gopplin' rock star! We'll let YOU decide if this meal was a success or not... jury's still out for us. Think we'll try 2-3 bites instead of this tiny bowlful next time, with hopes we can firm Mr. Hankey back up.
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The Shit Whisperer hard at work... HA! Notice the proper form & technique on both involved parties... Up on heels, which are red and EXTREMELY clammy/cold/damp at this point, as it is the only part of Mrs. Pocket's body which sweats (unless you count her asshole!), eyes squinted, head tilted and pushing back with hypertonic, rebellious force, left arm "pumping it" rhythmically to ease turd removal, and deliberate, gentle milking of the bloated belly region, with eventual SUCCESS... it's a winning combo, folks. |
xo
6 comments:
Love the video!! Looks like Scott got the green in and around the mouth! Way to dig it out of her neck, Dad! and GOOD job, Pocket!!
She really seems like she's enjoying the meal :)
You kill me. Glad things are moving along smoothly! :-9
I literally laughed outloud @ the shit whisper comment. Your blogs are so heartfelt and touching and humorous all at the same time.
love how big Scott's hand look when he's holding Lola. So neat.
Stacy -- or is it how tiny Lola looks with a normal-sized man's hand holding her?!??! HA! She's DAMN TINY! LOL
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