We aren't sure WHAT you've done with REAL Lola, but we *kind of* want her back. Though your antics are SO-unbelievably-cute-we-want-to-laugh-and-cry-and-kiss-you-simultaneously & they are TOTALLY melting ALL of our hearts, we are also pretty sure that we are not worthy of your drama dump this past few weeks. Our relationshit (not a typo!) has progressed to a point where you are doing the below acts more than you are being sweet, so we're gonna have to throw down. Nighttime sleeplessness BLOWS, yo. And when Mama ain't happy, ain't NO ONE happy, so we're hoping you can get your shit together real soon.
Mom, Dad, Cal, Claire, Pre & Romeo
PS -- We still love you sooooooo much. xoxo
PS #2 -- THESE FACES (below) were WAYYYY worthy of a 29 picture (sometimes-grainy-because-I-took-them-with-my-iPhone-in-a-dark-room) blog post, too, because YOU ARE THE CUTEST LITTLE DRAMA QUEEN EVER!!!!! OMFG!
|Notice the hand "pumping it" -- whenever it's "in action," that means Polly Ann is HELLA PISSED!!!!!!!|
|This face is freakin' POUTrageous. OMG.|
|Awwwwwwwww!!!!!! SO SAD!!!!!!!!!|
|If you ask her, "YOU NEED TO CRY?????? YOU GONNA PUT YOUR LIP OUT?!??!?!" it only makes things SOOOOO much worse & she gives us WAYYYYY more drama. This dwarf knows how to WORK IT!!!|
|I am SO PROUD of the half-assed, modified flip-off with her left hand! THAT'S MY GIRL!!!!!!|
|F-You, Carlos O' Kelley's, Lola says!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!|
What did I dooooo????? I am INNOCENT. COMPLETELY INNOCENT.
Let's RUMBLE, beyotch! I'll take you down like I did that nun!!! It's ON.
Pocket's a hurtin' unit!!!!!
Side profile is RIDIC, Mrs. Pocket... Total drama-gician, creating drama outta NOTHIN'. LOL
MAD HAIR DAY!!!!!!!!!! HA!
MAD AT THAT!
Miss Pissy Pants in full effect, y'all...
Recovered nicely but then...
SHITSTORM STARTING... (and dude, check out those thumbs?!??! Notice them coming out of the backs of her fists?!)
Total Angst-ipation ~ at its finest. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Unilateral freckles SO ROCK!!!
Our little shitstigator hard at work... HA!
"Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart don't know how to laugh either." ~Golda Meir