Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Horses!

Flint Hills Therapeutic Riding Center

Weeeeeeeeeeeeelcome, mmmkay?  (Said in my best ever Mr. Mackey from South Park voice!)
I am *SO* proud to report that we started the girls back into Hippotherapy last week!  Claire went to "horses" shortly before Lola was born, but I soon realized how difficult making this journey weekly with two in tow might be, so we stopped going for awhile (run-on much?!).  I was unsure as to whether or not horses would be a hit with both girls now... thankfully, my concerns were quickly alleviated upon seeing the girls in action!!!  Claire + Lola + Horses = LOVE! 
Cutest little dock EVER out back...

One of the horses at the stable, Ittles, showin' some swagger!  Oh, and dear Ittles, I'm SO sorry I didn't know whether you were a boy or a girl & so I glanced in the region of your junk and decided you were in fact a girl, only to find out later that you were really just a "small-ish" boy.  My bad.  I'm blaming your fancy red legwarmers for that.  Hope my kisses & sweet talk made up for it!!!  AWKWARD.
Practicing for the real deal

Fake barrel horse is no freakin' fun!
Checkin' out the joint... meeting the other horses & the (extreeeemely loud, boisterous, hilarious) donkey! 
Horsey makin' his move, while the smart ass... OOPS!  I mean JACKASS watches on.  Notice Claire's mittens with the thumbs not filled out because she tucks her thumbs into her fists?!  NICE.  I just thought she was givin' me the double thumbs up.  Shiste.
This is totally the horse version of our dog, Romeo... OMG.  Notice his dorky-yet-endearing, subtle grin?!  The way he puts his chin down real low to look extra cute?!  His eyes totally smiling?!  Uhhh, yeah.  That's totally Capricorn (AKA Romeo).  LOL  Claire's having the time of her life, can't you tell?!  Insert almost 10-year-old eye roll here.
Tryin' to get a piece of ass.  HAHAHHAHA!  That was COMPLETELY uncalled for.

My fun-sized gal could give a rat's rectum about getting her booty sniffed by a horse like 7 gazillion times her size.  LOL

Claire gettin' "saddled up" on Babe!
Trying her favorite belly position!  Put away the damn camera, MOTHERRRRRR!!!!!!!!  GAHHHH.  (Think Napoleon Dynamite)


Buggy makin' a break for it!  Notice she's feeling Babe's back/fur... SO sweet!!!
Laaaaaaid back... with her mind on her money and her money on her mind.  (Mimi loves Snoop Dogg)
HAVING A FIT!  Notice head craned upside down, arms locked and loaded in a straight, erect position, and body fully arched into a rainbow?!  Well played, Dwarf.  Well played.  Claire 1.  Rest of World 0. 
Thanks, Babe.  Sorry for rocking your world today.  Victory is miiiiine.
Nothin' but love. 
Zonked!
Sweet nothings.

And now... meet World's TINIEST Jockey... MRS. POCKET!!!
Sidesaddle, yo.
Asleep?! What's this ish?!
Wake UP, Polly Ann!
Mad love for Babe.

 
Since I posted WAY more pics of Claire on Babe, enjoy Mrs. Pocket in action below...   


"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing."
~ Helen Keller

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Proud

"We are rarely proud when we are alone." ~ Voltaire


Lately I've been thinking about how incredibly blessed my life is. These kids o' mine amaaaaaaze me on a daily basis. I find it difficult to capture it all, though I'm trying to take as many pictures & document as many memories as I can before I forget them. I hope to give you a glimpse over the next few days of just how proud I am of each of my kiddos (and possibly Scott, too).

SO proud of my Claire in her hydrotherapy class...
Claire swimming with Anna

Saying "NO!" Naughty girl doesn't want her legs stretched!


*LOVE* that Anna "gets" my girl(s)...and that the warm water helps her tight muscles MELT...and how darling she looks when she stares down at the water so carefully and with such intent with THIS precious look in her eyes like she is checking it ALLLLLLL out & life is good & she is HAPPY.

Lil' sis, Lola, after HER swimming class. Still not lovin' it nearly as much as Claire, but she is finally not fake-crying and protesting now! And is it me, or is Lola looking borderline CHUBBY in this picture?!??! I know my idea of chubby for my girls is skewed, but DAMMMMMNNNNNNN!!!! GO GIRL!!!!
SO proud of my Lola with her eating... 
Lola trying her first bite of Maui Gold pineapple! (Thanks, Grandma & Grandpa!) She sucked that bad boy like she meant it!!!

Partial fail... HA! Lola was not so sure about this, but she seemed to like it! And she kept it down with no 8 feet projectile vomiting episodes, so I'm calling it a VICTORY.

SO proud of my Cal for his outstanding season at Biddy Basketball...
2011 Age 11-12 year old Biddy Basketball Regular Season and Tournament Champions ~ Wichita Dream Team ~ AKA Cal's brothers!

Also proud of our boys who made the All-Star Team... Michael, Jahlyl & Cal

I love you, Cal!

SO (not) proud of my hubby, Scott, for salvaging these from God-knows-where recently... 
Ladybugs? Turtles? Jury's still out... regardless, ummmmm, WTF?!??!

I now know WHY my hubby felt the need to rescue these for me... my man is drawn to anything with a tiny melon. He (sadly) said he spotted these from like 30 feet away & KNEW they had to be ours. HAHHAHAHHAHA. WOW.
To prove the point...
Claire is clearly NOT amused here... may have possibly just thrown up in her mouth a little.




Ummmm, yeah. And if that wasn't bad enough...
HATEFUL! Apparently these things multiply (I SO BAD want to quote Chevy Chase in Fletch Lives right now, but I'd BETTER NOT...!!!) because we've now got babies. Yes, ON MY MANTLE. IN MY LIVING ROOM!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW! FOR THE PAST SEVERAL WEEKS!!!!!! I cannot tell you the number of people who come in, look up at our mantle & say, "Ummmm, THOSE are... uhhhh, interesting?!?!" Yeah Scott, it's ON, ya' dode. Your ass is mine. HA!

A few more proud moments to come in the next day or two... stay tuned!

xo

Saturday, April 02, 2011

Hodgepodge

'Scuse the mishmash post today, but that's kind of how my thoughts (life?!) have been the past few weeks.  Tryin' to find my mojo and get back on track!  I have had a lot to smile about lately, and here are some of the MANY reasons why.


I freakin' LOVE this dog.  Romeo (AKA "Cap" &/or "Capricorn!") makes me laugh EVERY SINGLE DAY.  This dog just GETS ME.  He finds ways to cheer me up, connect with me, and LIVE IN THE MOMENT.  One of his favorite things is when I get out a cutting board & knife... he knows I am going to make a salad or "green" for Claire, and he is all over me like stink on shit poop because HE GETS SAMPLES.  His favorite foods are kale (his absolute #1!!!  He does NOT discriminate between dinosaur kale or the regular kind either... !), clementines, and cucumbers.  Oddly, he can barely tolerate a carrot's mere existence and basically "Mr. Peepers"-es it into oblivion (jump to 1:10 into video clip for example...HA!).  Sad sight indeed, and it makes for a messy clean-up for me, so we've avoided those lately.

This video is one of Romeo's best tricks.  If you can't hear Cal, he is saying, "HEEEEEERE GOOOOOOOO!  Siiiiit.  Catch Cap." and then he launches half of a clementine section into the air & our "cat", Rome, goes to town on that bad boy.  He's pretty damn accurate, too... from up close, afar, at varying heights, and with different sizes/weights of "treats," too!  LOVE!  (TOTALLY ignore the suuuuuper messy house in the background.  O.  M.  G.)

My alma mater, Wichita State University, won the 2011 NIT Championship at Madison Square Garden this week!  SO!  FREAKIN'! PROUD!!!!  Wish we could've gone!!! 

We may or may not have gotten REALLY rowdy and wound up and LOUD and obnoxious as the night went on...  :)
I am WSU alumni, a former WSU track/cross country athlete, and I have attended Shocker Basketball games since birth (seriously!), so Wichita State is VERY close to my heart!!!  Now we are enjoying sharing these moment with our own children.  Cal already has "the love" and hopes to someday maybe play basketball for Wichita State.  There would not be more proud parents should that dream come true!!!  We are unsure what the girls think at this time... Lola's staring off into the distance and is about to "got it & gopple" all over her hand, while Claire has saucer-eyes & stiff arms... never a good combo.  HA!  I am going to blame the massive celebration/screams for that... when we WHOOPED ALABAMA!  (Sorry AL fans... we still love you!!!)  PROUD OF OUR SHOCKERS!!!!!!!!!  Should've been in The Big Dance instead this year!!!  (we lost to two teams in the NCAA Final Four by 1 & 4 points, respectively...props to our team!)  NIT CHAMPS!  YIPPEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
We ate at Red Lobster (HOLY CHEDDAR BAY BISCUITS, BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) the other night, and they gave our boy a kid's menu.  He kind of thinks those are too babyish for him now, but he still did a few of the puzzles and then basically got hooked on how HILARIOUS the front cover of this menu was!  Observe (Scott's blue crayon-ed in additions included!):
Red Lobster Kid's Menu Cover
Top left corner ~ Shark with 2nd ear, nose & body added = ROMEO!!!!!!!!  HA!  Thank goodness Scott can draw, because I could screw up a stick figure.
Middle Right ~ Tiny, microcephalic baby turtle with (added-in) legs crossed = CLAIRE!!!!!!! 
This is *TOTALLY* Mrs. Pocket!!!
Praying to all things holy that I don't get labeled chubby Mama Turtle because that would just be EMBARRASSING, yo.  Our family clearly has issues.  We are aware.  :)
OK, so I FINALLY got an iPhone, and I am LOVING IT!  One added perk is that it actually has more than a 0.00023 megapixel camera, unlike my last (free, POS) phone.  Cal told me to take his picture with the new phone to try it out, and here's the result.  Not too shabby...
Leave it up to my boy to say, "Ummmm, can you retake this?  My forehead looks freakishly HUGE here.  I'm going to tilt my head back (chin up) so it looks smaller."  HAHAHAHHA!  My response: "Actually, you just have the absence of microcephaly & I TOTALLY love you for loving your sisters' tiny noggins, but yours is PERFECT, child."  Cal said, "No seriously, re-take it."  LOL
Attempt #2:
He was still not pleased.  :)  I love this kid SO MUCH.

Oh, and by the way, the whole Lola basejumping-off-the-bed mystery MAY have been solved... I was unsure as to why our "non-mobile" child could move from the center of a king-sized bed to the hardwood floor FEET away in just a few minutes' time... could this be why?!??! 
BAD KITTY!!!!!!  Notice Romeo's left front paw on Lola's booty & how desperately close she is to the edge of the couch, almost to AGAIN buy it?!?!?  Ummm, yeah.  GUILTY.  Also observe the plethora of burp rags (I count EIGHT!) surrounding our Polly Ann (damn reflux!) as well as the fact we actually cover our dogs up on the couch with blankets.  We... DEFINITELY have issues.  :)
Kind of tiny, but the caption reads:  "Act normal.  That's already crazy enough." ~ Dutch Proverb 
Our family's motto indeed.  xo
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