|Flint Hills Therapeutic Riding Center|
|Weeeeeeeeeeeeelcome, mmmkay? (Said in my best ever Mr. Mackey from South Park voice!)|
|Cutest little dock EVER out back...|
|Practicing for the real deal|
|Fake barrel horse is no freakin' fun!|
|Checkin' out the joint... meeting the other horses & the (extreeeemely loud, boisterous, hilarious) donkey!|
|Horsey makin' his move, while the smart ass... OOPS! I mean JACKASS watches on. Notice Claire's mittens with the thumbs not filled out because she tucks her thumbs into her fists?! NICE. I just thought she was givin' me the double thumbs up. Shiste.|
|Tryin' to get a piece of ass. HAHAHHAHA! That was COMPLETELY uncalled for.|
|My fun-sized gal could give a rat's rectum about getting her booty sniffed by a horse like 7 gazillion times her size. LOL|
|Claire gettin' "saddled up" on Babe!|
|Trying her favorite belly position! Put away the damn camera, MOTHERRRRRR!!!!!!!! GAHHHH. (Think Napoleon Dynamite)|
|Buggy makin' a break for it! Notice she's feeling Babe's back/fur... SO sweet!!!|
|Laaaaaaid back... with her mind on her money and her money on her mind. (Mimi loves Snoop Dogg)|
|HAVING A FIT! Notice head craned upside down, arms locked and loaded in a straight, erect position, and body fully arched into a rainbow?! Well played, Dwarf. Well played. Claire 1. Rest of World 0.|
|Thanks, Babe. Sorry for rocking your world today. Victory is miiiiine.|
|Nothin' but love.|
And now... meet World's TINIEST Jockey... MRS. POCKET!!!
|Asleep?! What's this ish?!|
|Wake UP, Polly Ann!|
|Mad love for Babe.|
Since I posted WAY more pics of Claire on Babe, enjoy Mrs. Pocket in action below...
"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing."
~ Helen Keller
~ Helen Keller