Jada Pinkett Smith is a badass. Plain & simple. She flat-out SCARES ME, if I am being perfectly honest. I know she's under a buck in weight & 5 ft. tall in height or some shit, but I'm 100% sure she could kick ANYONE'S ass if given the chance. And this chick can rock Bantu knots with the best of 'em.
Jada, along with my new
|Click here to learn how to create-your-own Bantu knots! (or not... read on...)|
|Damn microcephaly only allows me to fit FOUR knots on her tiny melon, but girlfriend ROCKED them!|
For 24 whole hours.
|I *LOVE* your smile, Buggy Boo!|
I have the sudden urge to either sing "A-B-C, easy as 1-2-3" or paint some "happy little trees."
|I gave my girl a 'fro.|
|"Hello, is it ME you're looking for?!?!?"|
Can you find me?
Front row, 3rd from the left, purple dress, possibly smile-crying.
Complete with straight bangs & a cowlick to boot. OMFG.
So yeah, I basically pink-rollered my daughter.
Now, how to fix it? OK -- if I tame it down a bit, it will still look cute & curly. Maybe some clips?
|Aaahhhh. MUCH better. Channeling her inner-Diana.|
|Rear view -- HA! A bit out of control, but I think it'll "fall" as the day goes on... yeah, that's it. SURELY it'll fall.|
|Workin' the 1970 Instagram filter, yo. Seemed fitting.|
|Ummm, fail? Got more of a Bozo the Clown feel, dammit.|
|She's an angry elf. Wait, is that Carrot Top?!|
I tried combing it out, as I'd not done that since I untwisted it that first day. Ummm, poor choice...
|Even Romeo had to look away... he thought he saw Phil Spector!|
|WTF??? Richard Simmons would be proud... but he'd definitely recommend some sequined shorts.|
|Ready to ease on down, ease on down the rooooooad! Sooooo proud of herself & her big hair!!!|
|She put her lip out -- she's gonna cry!!! (<-- see video link for an example) |
|This look feels very "Will Ferrell in Zoolander"... no?|
|This hairdo makes her want to GOT IT & GOPPLE!!!!|
|Side profile. I LOVE staring-off-into-the-distance shots.|
|It's ON, jackwipe.|