I know they're cheating just for the gold coins. But WHY again? Why do these tools want more free coins to buy more colors to not draw with again?!?! Listen geniuses, you're only cheating yourself because unless you intend to write that word in MF calligraphy with shiny glimmers on the corners of your fancy-shmancy letters, those gold coins you're cheatin' for really aren't going to do you much good. But way to test the system.
I'll be honest, me & some bitch named Essence got into it the first night I downloaded the app. Yep, she thought she was sooooooo badass for writing the word "XBOX" across the screen vs. even making a pathetic attempt to DRAW that mofo. I didn't even really know the rules, but I knew that I was willing to call her on the damn carpet, so I did.
Yep, what transpired shortly thereafter was quite the clusterf*ck. I'm not gonna lie, I got wayyyyy too sucked into the drama, and I had to prove the point that not drawing on a drawing game was f'ing RIDIC. I'm pretty sure we exchanged maybe 5 or 6 text-type messages then I made some "your dad didn't seem to think so last night" comment, followed by telling her that the word "dumb" actually was not spelled "dum" and then dealing with her threatening to report my ass to the Draw Something head honchos. HAHHAHAHAHA! Essence can suck it. I deleted her crazy, 11th grade, misspellin' ass quicker than she could say OMGPOP.
But yeah, apparently this try-to-keep-the-streak-alive-by-guessing-my-picture-correctly-followed-by-me-guessing-your-picture-correctly is a
I wanted to share with all of you some of my best work. I will put it in sequential order so you can see my artistic progression over the past 3-4 weeks. I will preface these
Here goes... prepare to be BLOWN AWAY. Oh, and at the top of each picture in the yellow bar, you can see what I was
(PS -- sorry for the overkill. I pray for your sake/safety/sanity that won't spend longer than .01 seconds staring at each of the following debacles.)
|Just f'ing with you... this isn't MY flamingo! It is just one drawing which made the "Best of Draw Something" page on Instagram. I call BULLSHIT that this was done with a finger & not a stylus... See below for my own rendition. Yikes.|
|This one is all shades of wrong... the wanna-be disco ball above, the ass-out/corn-cob-up-butt stance of the nekked DJ, the turntable-of-shame. I apologize.|
|Nice chandelier on bowling-ball-sized chain there, Gwen. It looked SO much better in my head... (as it always does)|
|This was the first drawing I was actually PROUD OF. (Is that sad?!)|
|Yes, yes I DID actually write "SHIT" on the screen after drawing & redrawing that damned hamster like 4 separate times & finally just calling this bad boy "good enough."|
|I promise I was NOT drunk like this cat during the drawing of ANY of these pictures. Might have done a better job if I was though!|
|NO CLUE what the F this is... my sad attempt at a family portrait, apparently. Lordy. But I do want a dog that looks like that someday.|
|Not a microcephalic!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHA! Dude's head DOES look petite compared to those ears...|
|Check out my cast iron pot dead-center. Love that I opted for the thick black line for emphasis. Notice the plethora of kitchen tools/items. Score!|
|Unrecognizable till text added, which in THIS CASE, is PERFECTLY acceptable (Essence). Shaggy's lookin' a little gaunt though...|
|One of my all-time favorites... diggin' this |
|For the record, my "partner" didn't guess this picture. I got 2 words for I h8teyou -- I hate YOU. Wait, that's 3... whatever.|
|Another one of my best ever! Check out that shading on the knuckles! I ROCK!!!!!|
|Scott literally laughed out loud for quite awhile over this gem...|
|Not proud of my regression in bird-drawing skills on this one. My flamingo kicked this fake, balding blackbird's ass.|
|TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I nailed Trump. Wait, let me rephrase that... I nailed this DRAWING of Trump. Gross. My bad.|
|Possibly the high point of my artistic career with this masterpiece... seriously. I'm soooo not shitting you.|
|Scott said my Easter Bunny had paw-boobs. WTF?|
I saved the best for last... even more so than the trusty eagle above, I think that this next picture may take the cake as my pride & joy... my jewel... my cream-of-the-crop creation... my pièce de résistance. I present to you:
All I've got to say is, this app is DRAWSOME!!!! Hit me up if you so dare... GwennieH is in da' houuuuuuuuuse!